thirst:

i apologize that i couldn’t see the pain in your eyes

suhojpg:

other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

susiethemoderator:

gluten-free-pussy:

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

its–5am:

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal